Immaculate Conseption

15th Ave Spies are pleased to report that Mrs. Lucas, that ghetto fabulous b*#$h, is with child; HOLLA!
What?!  I know, right!  BOOTS!
That’s right kids, our very on 15th Ave “Lil Kim” is with child.  She is excepting well wish and cash as we speak!

Joe (yes, THE Joe) is Getting More & More Handsome

15th Ave Spies are baffled, how is Joe (yes, THE Joe) doing it?
Is it something in the water?  The Sushi?  Or in his Jeans?
Joe (yes, THE Joe)’s publicist, /cookie Lucas, has been contacted, but has “No comment at this time!”
Stay tuned 15th Avenue, we will get to the bottom of this!

Why Is She SO Excited?

The 15th Ave Spies have been speculating for weeks why Meghan T. has been so excited. Many of you may have seen her lurking around 15th Avenue with that wild look in her eyes… you know the one…we’ve all seen it before. Meghan T. wide eyed and wily; feverishly stuffing crumpled 20 dollar [...]

Could Dominic Be Any Sexier?

Survey says….Good Lord Yes!

Dominic, the chronic masturbater, is truly balding. Sadly, ladies of 15th, he’s only into big, mother truckin’, beefcakes. We know, we are excited by this fact too. A little too excited…
[Editorial Note: Due to the douchy nature of this post our editorial board has stricken it from the record. To all [...]

Alex P: The Secret She Would Kill to Keep!

“Oh my god. She is like SOOOO beautiful. How does she do it?”
One hears this quote just about every time they stand anywhere near the lovely Alex P.
With such rampant speculation and such a reclusive and mysterious subject, we knew the truth would not easily be brought to light. So we formed an [...]

The Refugee Crisis

Is it just me, or does it seem like the entire world is falling apart? It’s like every day there is some major crisis about this or that so I guess it should come as no surprise that the One-Five should suffer too.
In recent months our fragile cultural ecosystem has been taxed to the [...]

Spotted: THE Joe

Ok, can I just say, the caliber of our One-Five Spies is seriously lacking. Do you see this picture here? I mean Joe (yes people, THE Joe) was spotted on the strip with a mystery man and this photo is the best we can do? COME ON!
So, long story (very) short, the hottest [...]

They’re Just Like Us: Shirlee G.

They’re Just like us - They were awkward in high school!
Ok, so maybe none of us were THIS awkward, but according to one of her close personal friends, Shirlee G. was. Our source tells us that before becoming Seattle’s favorite sex kitten, SG spent her formative years in the form of cartoon pop [...]

Irene K is Cultural!

Think one person can change the world? Irene does.
These days it seems like every celebrity needs a signature cause and Ikrug is no exception. In those precious moments when she doesn’t have a drink in her hands she spends her time rehabilitating felons through the power of the arts and just generally celebrating cultural [...]

The Truth About Meghan T’s Deep Dark Secret

Most people don’t know this, but our 15th Avenue Spies have uncovered, that Meghan T. has a secret addiction. No, not the well documented addictions to Spicy Tuna Rolls, Vodka Rickie’s, and emitting gas that smells like melting plastic. Our 15th Avenue Spies have discovered that Ms. T is addicted to Cheesy, Greasy, [...]

Mysterious Neck Woman Spotted At Liberty

This Mysterious Neck was spotted last night at Libery. Who is this Neck Woman? Is she friend or foe? What happened to the rest of her body? How does she eat? How does she hold chop sticks? Several patrons overheard her complaining about some pain she was experiencing in her…neck.

Before they had Stylists: Chris H!

The Big Baller, the Shot Caller, Chris H. was not always so large and in charge. Just this morning a confidential source delivered to us this shocking photo (left) showing the sexy brute looking rather mal-formed in his formative years.

Chris, you should make a daily blood offering to [...]

Seattle’s Sexiest: Patrick T?

Local homo-heartthrob Patrick T. is now officially in the running for the championship belt. But will he win?

According to our poll, 4 out of 5 straight men Strongly Agreed with the statement: “He makes me wish I was gay.“
And, 3 out of 5 women agreed with the statement, “If I were a man [...]

Patty Patty Princess’s Super Japanese Advice Column

Q: Dear PPP, my girlfriend is kind of bitchy right now…how do I know if she’s….how do I put this– on the rag?
–Scared For My Penis
A: Dear SFMP,
There are some pretty simple telltale signs your chiquita banana is bleeding profusely from the babyhole:
1. She orders a porno before you get home from work, and then [...]

About Justin: An Editorial

An earlier post told the story of the vicious assault perpetrated upon one of our ranks. Unfortunately, its author chose to blame the victim rather than acknowledge the truth.

We all know damn well why this happened but most of us are too afraid to say it out loud. So let me be the [...]

Seattle’s Sexiest: Terra G.?

The words “sexy” and “Terra” go together like “one more” and “drink”. So it should come as a surprise to exactly nobody that Terra G. is now the Party favorite in the Sexy Caucus.

Though every straight boy and lesbian on the One Five remembers where they were when they heard that Terra had indeed succumbed [...]

Does Seattle’s Sexiest Top Contender Have a New Love Connection?

Great stories have been told of the incredible bachelorhood of Seattle’s Sexiest contender, and possible tranny, Dominic Canterbury. But does this leading man now have a leading lady? Hearing a rumor of a possible match for the notoriously unmatchable Dominic, this blog hit the streets in search of an answer.
What we found was shocking. [...]

Correction: We do not have a GODDAMN Winner

It’s moments like this that remind us that being better does not mean being perfect.
Though it pains us to say it, we here at blogonfifteenth humbly apologize for the post coronating Alex P. as Seattle’s Sexiest. Evidently there was a rogue element in our midst who fancied themselves the Pervez Musharraf of Fifteenth.
But [...]

Seattle’s Sexiest Has A Contestant!!!

I want to thank all the contestants of Seattle’s Sexiest, you all did a great job, and you are attractive no doubt to some degree, but we want to not award the title of Seattle’s Sexiest to:

Alex P.!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations Alex! You have not won Seattle’s Sexiest, and in honor of your great feat, [...]

Would Be Candidate For Seattle’s Sexiest Beat Up Again?

The One Five’s notorious Bad Boy Bartender, Justin F., swore he had cleaned up his act after his New Year’s Eve scuffle with a downtown sidewalk, which left him bruised and battered. And, after all, what better time is there to make a new resolution for your life than at New Years? We all [...]

Seattle’s Sexiest: Ishell?

Could Ishell N. truly be the sexiest person in Seattle? She certainly thinks she has a shot. Here’s what she had to say about it…
“You’re kidding, right? My only competition so far is Dominic? If I had a dog that looked like him I’d shave it’s ass and teach it to walk [...]

Who is Seattle’s Sexiest?

And by “Seattle’s Sexiest” I mean 15th Avenue’s sexiest because let’s face it, the first thing you do when you realize you’re sexier than the rest is to pack up and move to the Street.
Ok, so this may be a colossal mistake but I am going to kick it off by nominating Dominic. [...]

They’re Just Like Us!

They swear like sailors!
Fifteenth Ave’s Next Top Model, Ilsa Spreiter, really knows how to cuss a blue streak. Just yesterday she had this to say to one of her many admirers:
“Would you just leave me the f*** alone! Really now. What the h*ll is wrong with you? You’re going to get up [...]

One-Fives: They’re Just Like Us!!

Living life on the street of (dirty) dreams may make them seem like a different species but deep, deep down they’re just like everybody else.
See the picture at the right?  Your eyes do not deceive.  It’s V. and Terra of Liberty fame getting crazy in an ordinary photo booth!

Spotted: Markarena!

Just when it seemed like no couple could withstand the pressure-cooker of the One-Five, along comes Mark and Karena - the power couple to rival all power couples.
It wasn’t long ago when the whispered questions swept the neighborhood — Could she tame the the Hill’s most notorious bad boy? Could he quench this fiery [...]

Paul G.: EXPOSED!

Everybody on the Street knows Paul G. But few know the man behind the mop. Details of his life are few and far between and most observers are left only to guess at the details of what must be a sordid existence.
A man of many names, he is known as Creepy Paul, the Groper, [...]

Wrecked Van: What Really Happened…

Neighbors and friends of Andrew Friedman have been asking him for weeks how the front of his classic Astrovan got smashed. Andrew has repeatedly claimed that someone else hit it. However, sources close to this blog have brought us new information on this story, which would seem to refute Mr. Friedman’s version.
The first piece of [...]

Cap Hill’s Newest Tranny?

Ladies take notice! 15th Ave.’s most notoriously serial bachelor may be switching teams! This shocking photo shows Dominic Canterbury exploring his feminine side….literally! Rumors have been circulating for as long as we at blogonfifteenth can remember, what with his intent attention to grooming, the swishy walk, and his deep abiding love for gossip. [...]

Drunk with a baby bump?

Notoriously cranky socialite Irene Krugman was spotted over the weekend at an exclusive party on the Hill. The gang was all there — Tessa, Molly, Shirlee… and could that be a new addition to the clique we see. A scenester in the making?
Watch out Irene. You know Britney will not stand for [...]

Last Night at Liberty

Those of you who hoped to get a glimpse of local diva Meghan Tesh at Liberty on Monday were no doubt disappointed when she turned out to be a no-show. Maybe she was at home cuddling with her new beau (see photo).
Fortunately Meghan made her appearance at the local watering hole last [...]