Some 11 months ago with the mysterious disappearance of Terra G, many on the One-Five were left feeling lost, rudderless and deeply puzzled.
For many months the Street has been awash with the slurred query, “Hey, where’s Terra?”
Before
“Did she leave us for Ballard… or Utah?”
“Was she just in bed with a really bad hangover?”
“Was she leading a double life as an operative for the Ahmadinejad regime only to be recalled to Iran to suppress the uprising?”
After
No one could say for sure.
Until now
Credible sources reliably speculate that for nearly one full year, the dreamy diva has most certainly been locked away in a posh rehab resort.
Just see for yourself.
The top picture was taken right before TG went missing. What a HAWT mess!
And the bottom pic was taken just yesterday. The eyes say it all and they’re saying, ‘Trouble has arrived, Bitches!”
Though the Street has been a shell of it’s former self without you, TG, you know what they say “You gotta detox to retox.”
So welcome back Ms. G. But go easy on the One-Five because you’re a force that few can recon with.
