May 11, 2008...8:17 pm
Could Dominic Be Any Sexier?
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Survey says….Good Lord Yes!
Dominic, the chronic masturbater, is truly balding. Sadly, ladies of 15th, he’s only into big, mother truckin’, beefcakes. We know, we are excited by this fact too. A little too excited…
[Editorial Note: Due to the douchy nature of this post our editorial board has stricken it from the record. To all future contributors, though we strive to maintain a zero-standards policy, douchebaggery will not be tolerated.]
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May 13, 2008 at 10:37 am
A pox upon your house for publishing such closely held secrets! Yes. It is true. I am not gay and I am sorry to all who I have mislead. Being straight was in no way a choice. It is simply how God made me.
There. I said it. Are you happy now?
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