The Big Baller, the Shot Caller, Chris H. was not always so large and in charge. Just this morning a confidential source delivered to us this shocking photo (left) 
showing the sexy brute looking rather mal-formed in his formative years. 
showing the sexy brute looking rather mal-formed in his formative years. Chris, you should make a daily blood offering to the Gods of Sexiness for sparing you that fate.
But just look at him now — the man who could charm the pant off of Prince Charming — decked out in his signature Clockwork Orange with Plushie style.
Look how far he has come. Truly he is an inspiration to us all, especially to the unattractive people who try so hard every day to better themselves.
1 Comment
March 12, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Oooh! Did he have a comb over in his formative years? I love comb overs! The Donald is so sexy, and so is teenaged chris!