March 6, 2008...9:00 am

Seattle’s Sexiest: Terra G.?

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The words “sexy” and “Terra” go together like “one more” and “drink”. So it should come as a surprise to exactly nobody that Terra G. is now the Party favorite in the Sexy Caucus.

Though every straight boy and lesbian on the One Five remembers where they were when they heard that Terra had indeed succumbed to marriage, her sexiness has only grown stronger with each passing day.

Just look at her here in white dress looking clean and redeemed.

Oh Terra, though you are off limits to our hands, at least we can look. And from looks come lurid fantasies in which you, my dear, are truly the star.

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