March 4, 2008...11:42 pm

Seattle’s Sexiest Has A Contestant!!!

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I want to thank all the contestants of Seattle’s Sexiest, you all did a great job, and you are attractive no doubt to some degree, but we want to not award the title of Seattle’s Sexiest to:

Ooohhh, Nips!!!!!

Alex P.!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations Alex! You have not won Seattle’s Sexiest, and in honor of your great feat, you have won not the grand honor of this prestigious award, but the Mayor would like you to know that this coming Friday will be ‘Alex P. Day’, and Seattle will be having a ticker-tape parade down 15th Ave. in your honor.

Again, congratulations Alex, and we wish you only the best!

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