Everybody on the Street knows Paul G. But few know the man behind the mop. Details of
his life are few and far between and most observers are left only to guess at the details of what must be a sordid existence.
A man of many names, he is known as Creepy Paul, the Groper, or “Oh god, not THAT guy.”
Ah, but don’t judge a letch by his epithet. Paul is no accidental ass clown. Annoying people is a way of life for this lovable paraiah.
But what leads him to choose such an existence? Sources close to Paul have cautiously suggested underlying mental disorders. Which might explain his spotty employment history. Other close friends have suggested a darker scenario — That Paul is, indeed, homeless.
Those who know him or who have been in proximity to him would no doubt find this unsurprising. And our research was unable to turn up anybody who had actually seen his abode!
Might his frequent claim to be “going to school” be nothing more than thinly veiled code for “going to the Union Gospel Mission down on First Avenue”?
I’ll let the facts speak for themselves.
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