Wrecked Van: What Really Happened…

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Neighbors and friends of Andrew Friedman have been asking him for weeks how the front of his classic Astrovan got smashed. Andrew has repeatedly claimed that someone else hit it. However, sources close to this blog have brought us new information on this story, which would seem to refute Mr. Friedman’s version.
The first piece of the puzzle comes from reader Suzy, who thinks she saw what actually took place. Suzy was walking down 21st Ave on the day in question, and saw a “creepy looking” van parked outside of Holy Names Academy, a local all-girls high school. Because school was just getting out, Suzy feared for the safety of the girls, and decided to bravely confront the driver of the van. She walked over to the van and knocked on the window. The driver immediately sped off, but appeared to hit the front of the van on a nearby telephone pole in his hurry to escape.
Asked to describe the van, Suzy gave us these details, “It was one of those weird looking Astrovans from the 80’s, with, like, this totally ragged hood bra on the front. Also, it had tinted windows.”
As for the driver of the van, Suzy said she was unable to get a good look at him, but described him as “jewy.”
The second piece of the puzzle comes from a Liberty employee, who wishes to remain anonymous for fear of retribution. The employee says he saw andrew at around 3:15 on the day in question, looking nervous, and with a “mysterious stain on his pants.”
Shocking as this story is, Andrew refused to comment, leaving us to wonder whether it is true…

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